what the heck?!

tried to post this as my facebook status, but apparently updates 8 hundred some characters are too long. here you go.

so not only did i get a bum cart at walmart that went every which way and just plain stopped every 10 seconds (which is interesting when you're pushing around 10 total gallons of liquid), an old man got mad at me for not knowing where the cole slaw was ("You don't work here???" "No, sir, I'm wearing an orange shirt, blue jeans, and have a full SHOPPING CART."), the car door slammed shut on my shin when i got home, my dog left me some poop to come home to, and when i got on him and told him he was a bad boy, he peed all over the couch. THEN as i'm finally relaxing and eating some mood-induced cookie dough bites, i hear rustling in the next room and see the dog chewing on everything he just drug out of the full bathroom trash can, including hair i'd cleaned out from my hair brushes this morning. what the heck?!