read the post below, then read this....
if the post below was too ridiculous for your time, ignore.
this follow up made me laugh out loud! i love this man!
But now back to the serious issue at hand...my mom's sock. Apparently
you have no end to ridiculing my mom. You want to give my mom socks
with the word 'princess' on them? My mom is a queen, and not just any
queen, she's THE queen. In fact, she'd be the king, if it weren't for
the fact that would be somewhat weird and awkward to call a girl king.
And I suggested the foot bath to her, and she just looked at me and
started crying. Her foot is in so much pain she can no longer lift her
foot high enough to soak it. She's been put in a wheelchair and will
not walk until she has a second sock. The ball's in your court on this
one...
Bloomington. You're coming. If you like Broad Ripple, you will be
blown away by Bloomington. Its so laid back and my kind of place.
you have no end to ridiculing my mom. You want to give my mom socks
with the word 'princess' on them? My mom is a queen, and not just any
queen, she's THE queen. In fact, she'd be the king, if it weren't for
the fact that would be somewhat weird and awkward to call a girl king.
And I suggested the foot bath to her, and she just looked at me and
started crying. Her foot is in so much pain she can no longer lift her
foot high enough to soak it. She's been put in a wheelchair and will
not walk until she has a second sock. The ball's in your court on this
one...
Bloomington. You're coming. If you like Broad Ripple, you will be
blown away by Bloomington. Its so laid back and my kind of place.
Well I'm in out...time to go pretend to work.
in Christ
tim
p.s. On a positive note, my mom does in fact have all 10 toes. And
even better than that, she was never without all 10 toes. The whole
'no toes' thing was merely a ploy by me to get my mom's sock back. I
apologize for the confusion, and will from now on assume that you do
nto realize that I lie more than I tell the truth...
in Christ
tim
p.s. On a positive note, my mom does in fact have all 10 toes. And
even better than that, she was never without all 10 toes. The whole
'no toes' thing was merely a ploy by me to get my mom's sock back. I
apologize for the confusion, and will from now on assume that you do
nto realize that I lie more than I tell the truth...
2 comments:
hahaha, you two were so meant for each other. I was cracking up laughing at this. Tim is so funny, his deadpan abilities are simply supreme.
P.S. I'm getting SOSOSO excited to see you!
i'm glad you enjoyed :) you definitely get his humor too... it's one of my favorite things about him!
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